Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Birthday spankings... coming right up!

 Happy Birfday to me! Happy Birfday to meeeeeeeee! 
Happy birfffffffffffffffffffffffffffday dear mysEEeeelf... 
Happy. Birfday. To. Me.

Today, August 2nd, marks one year since the pissed liBEERian was brought into existence. Wow, has it been a wild ride. In honor of the occasion, I am republishing my very first post with edits and notes. I got a laff and a half reading this again, hope you do too. Enjoy!

pissed = drunk (not mad)
liBEERian = me

I have noticed a theme developing in my life over the last 2+ mths or so. The search for delicious ales, delivered to me either in full pint form or 4oz tasting glass, has officially BEGUN. I think Brewer's Fest 2010 officially started my slight obsession. Some people critique food, some people breakdown vino & it's many elements. For others... there is beer. [EDIT: Oh sweet, sweet delicious beer. Twas a combo of Brewers Fest & Seattle International Beer Fest that spawned the blog, for the record.]

I started drinking beer about 6yrs ago. Started LIKING beer around 3-4yrs ago. All of my male friends and brother have a pretty diverse palate when it comes to ale and I was starting to feel a little left out, possibly uncool. So I made myself try new things (new @ that time =ed anything that wasn't Corona w/ lime wedge) and failed miserably. Beer was purdy gross. I resigned myself to loving the oh so palatable Blue Moon & the occasional Mac & Jacks Serengeti Wheat. Don't get me wrong, I still enjoy both but my mind and mouth crave more. Sigh... what's new? [EDIT: I've now pretty much blown all of said friends & sibling out of the water when it comes to having a diverse palate. They call me a beer snob and I'm okay with that. There's just too much interesting and new beer out there.]

Beer exploration took an abrupt halt when I stopped most of my drinking (vino and mixed drinks consumed rarely, beer never) to pursue fitness and weight loss for a stint of 6mths. Still keeping fit and active but have slowly added tasty ales back into my diet.[EDIT: Definitely slowed down on the consistent fitness portion of my life but I'm getting back into it. Unless I want to give up eating completely, I have to counteract all the beery goodness with something.]

Now that I have a few beer related festivals (along with the drunken bruises and fantastically fuzzy memories to prove it) under my belt, I have been fervently pursuing info from breweries around the nation, as well as local pubs for specific brews. The beer that got me started on such madness is Schooner Exact Brewing Company's Seamstress Union, a raspberry wheat ale.

 

I had it for the 1st time at Brewer's Fest 2010, handed over my little wooden chip not knowing the magnitude of what was about to hit my mouth. I then proceeded to spend many more chips (my own and my date's) at their corner tent location. 4oz a pop is not enough to get my fill! [EDIT: 4oz is still not enough, I have 2 mini growlers of Seamstress Union at home awaiting my private celebration. Yay seasonal beer! The 'date' in question who graciously let me spend his wooden money on SU was the one and only MGD. Neither of us knew that he would become so instrumental in my life's work but low and behold, he's still hanging in there.]

I spent the following weeks harassing the brewers @ Schooner Exact (who were kind enough to load me with info on the beer and where they had most recently delivered kegs in Tacoma) along with local pubs to find out where and when it was going on tap. Finally found it @ 1022 South in downtown Tacoma. Walking from work to my car @ 9p, I phoned Chris at 1022 to inquire on SU and I think he was as excited as I was over the ale "come on down!! we have it right here for ya". Met my partner in crime, MGD (used his real name in the original blog but he's become kind of a big deal so we try to retain his secret identity for privacy sake), for a pint. It was a mutual consensus that it was a) amazing and b) just as good, if not better than we remembered.

I felt fairly relieved that I hadn't built up it's amazingness in my head. Even though I will submit, I am fairly enamored with Seamstress Union. NOTE TO SCHOONER EXACT... take it off seasonal, make it year round!! Still planning on marching my charms down to the SE tasting room in Seattle to talk them into this. [EDIT: I've probably drank more Seamstress Union than most and I will still say, it is one of my favorites still. My tastes have changed drastically regarding beer, over the last 365 days but SU will always remain steadfast in my heart and hopefully in my mouthhole. They did me a total solid by winterizing the beer and creating Midnight Union, Seamstress Union's evil dark counterpart.]

Some of us require Seamstress Union year round. I was told specifically (by the Real MGD) "I don't want to be around you when SU isn't available any longer". Hahahaha, enuff said. ;)

Ale related goals and the Essential point of this BuhLog: 
[EDIT: Let's see juuuuust how far I've deviated from my aims in the beginning...]

-Not planning on writing such a novel every time, this is just a small peek for you into my plight. Straight to business from here on out. [EDIT: Hahahahaha, how's that been working out so far? As wordy as ever, thank you very much.]

-Review beers I've tried [EDIT: Or list beers I've tried, especially the ones I loved, and link things to MGD's reviews on Rate Beer. Same difference.]

-Review pubs & breweries where I have sought out these libations (current fave: Parkway Tavern) [EDIT: Yup, still Parkway. They have, and always will, rock my stripey socks.]

-Find cool suppliers of eclectic bottled brew (current best a tie between 99 Bottles and Whole Foods) [EDIT: Success! We've found Binny's, World Beers of Tacoma, Bottleworks & beyond]

-Report on the many random occurrences that tend to happen while consuming the good brew (free age related beer & leaving SIB w/ 2x as many glasses as we started with) [EDIT: Essentially what my postings have been about. Recorded works of my musings & randomness regarding beer, life and events.]

-Learn to love IPA's (it is a type of brew that seems to have the most variety available 'round these here parts and with the coolest names, I think I can make it happen. I am single minded to a fault when there is something I want.) [EDIT: Results are in. I spent the better part of this year drinking mostly IPAs. I've developed an appreciation and can tell you what I like & I don't when it comes to them. However, I don't love IPAs. They still have rad names & my IPA face isn't quite as scary or frequent these days. It still rears its crazy head at times when I drink things like Arctic Panzer Wolf by Three Floyds BC.]

Well, there ya haze it. This last year has not only changed my little world, but my life. And as such things go, the more things change the more they stay the same. Still having fun during every minute of it & excited for the promise of more good times to come.

I've spent some time thinking about what ambitions I have for my little bloggy blog. I always wish I could be a million times more on top of stuff and consistency (you know, like a little more firm. possibly less runny...) can always use improvement. Here are my hopes for myself in the upcoming year (uh, no promises):
  • Post weekly on events all around Tacoma. Not just my fave places but everywhere in the 253 with fun Seattle happenings thrown in.
  • Bust out the event recaps in a more timely fashion (ahem, photo editing needs to be muy rapido MGD! heehee) and catch up on past event postings that never made it to publication.
  • Start interviewing some of the great brewers around here about their awesomeness (instead of just spouting my undying love for them and their creations) & maybe start poking them more often for info about what new things they have coming our way.
  • Update blog page, possibly move to a new site.

Yeah... that'll do for now on the goal setting. It's not freakin' New Years. 
Now for my favorite part, speech time. SPEECH!!!!

A huge thank you needs to be dealt out to many. I am so blessed and thankful for so many who have contributed to making this blog (and the last year of my life) what it has become. Local brewers (for themselves & the awesome beer they make): who I've spent much time getting to know and make beer events funner than a fun thing, my merry minions (they are an assorted and random group): they've accompanied me on many beer related journeys and endeavors or just been enthusiastic about my plight, and anyone who reads & enjoys my blog: if there wasn't anyone to read it, there wouldn't be much of a point.

Have to add a special 'thank you' to MGD. He falls into the minion category (on FB, the RealMGD has hailed himself as '#1 minion to the Pissed Libeerian' so don't think this is only my doing) but in truth, my blog would not be what it is without him. During the course of this last year he has been my photographer (& always manages to capture perfect moments and kudos for always making me look my bestest), editor (luckily he understand the way I talk/write so he only edits actual mistakes & rarely my grammar), partner in crime (he's always primed and ready for the next big beer adventure with a camera in one hand, a taster glass in the other and a smile), and my man. Who I totally way super duper heart. Like... a lot.

Chilling by the fireside at the opening of the 7 Seas PNW Beer Garden.
He has been indisposable to the blog (& myself) when it comes to attending many an event, remembering facts and info as my notes fail me, creating amazing pictures to beef up all my verbal spewage and helping me with all kinds of ideas and brainstorming for new things to do for the blog. After I'm done typing this all out, I'm totally gonna go create & ghetto laminate him a "Beer Blog Minion of the Year" award. Those of you who know me, know I'm not kidding.


See ya on the other side...
the pissed liBEERian
aka Tracy
aka 5 thousand other aliases



Photography by The Real MGD & Basil & Myself & a random person in the 7 Seas Beer Garden
Editing by The Real MGD
Style & Inappropriateness by The pissed liBEERian



Thursday, July 28, 2011

Bottle Capping the Subject

The time shall come in every blogger's life when she will say to herself ‘Wow, what the hell have you been doing & WHERE are your priorities?!’ That moment presented itself to this girl at work on Tuesday when a fellow Berry worker (& all-time rock star of a McAwesome friend!) turned to me and said something to the effect of: “What’s up with the blog lady? Did you fall off the ghetto laminated beer map or something?” She doesn’t even really drink beer and even SHE’S calling me out for dropping the blog ball.

Nice.

I made some half-assed joke to MGD a while ago about quitting the blog on my 1 year Anniversary (August 6th for anyone wishing to send gifts/flowers/beer to commemorate the occasion).  As it turns out, my funny joke (funny to me, not MGD so much) wasn’t all that far from the truth considering my lack of dedication & attention lately. I can’t even whip out my favorite excuse of having a professional photographer boyfriend who puts so much effort into editing etc., that I have to wait quite awhile for pics before I can scribe anything. He specifically carved out a bunch of time to get mucho pictures done for me before he took off for a few months. Totally screwed me over with that one, being all efficient & timely. Guess my persistent hints that he should be doing a few guest blog from the land of the New ZzZzZ’s aren't really coming across as intended.

So even my McAwesome friend, who knows that I’ve been overwhelmed & busier than a busy thing with moving and a zillion other things, now questions my blogginess. Fine. Okay. Fine!

I’m planning a special blog for the 1yr specialness that is my creative outlet & excuse for drinking so much. For now, I’ll leave you with an inside look into my home life. I'm so busy & important that I dedicated the better part of an hour to organizing my cherished (chaotic) bottlecap collection.

Adventures in Bottle Cap Organizing
(Alternate Title: Hell Yeah My Life is Exciting, Try to Keep Up!)

Finally found a big enough container to house all of the caps I’ve collected over the last year.  Although I have some sweet ones that I could have taken pics of (if my fancy smart phone camera wasn't currently broken), I’ll leave you with an internal snapshot of my favorites through the memories they conjured  when I found them.

Rebus'n it up w/ Justin @ Parkway
  • Kona Brewing – I have a ton of these, super heart that the inside of each features a Hawaiian translation. My faves: Moana/Ocean, Ola/Life, Honi/To Kiss & Hoa/Friend.
  • Rainier – Features those rebus puzzles. I’ve never ordered a Rainier in my life, these caps have all been given to me by Justin Johnson @ Parkway on one random night or another.
  • My efforts on NYE, 2hrs worth
  • Heineken – In Spring of ’10, my roomie traveled to Amsterdam and brought me back a custom made bottle of Heiny. Custom made =’s having my full name printed on the label. For whatever reason, I decided to open & drink this bottle during a BBQ at my house. Twas the same night that MGD & I became an ‘us’. Totally awesome souvenir. Totally awesome night. Totally awesome beginning.
  • Dogfish Head World Wide Stout – Long story behind losing the cap and even longer story about how much time I spent looking for it at a New Years Eve party at Amocat Café. Thought it was lost forever but Mr. Alexander (owner of Amocat & doubter of bottle caps existence beneath cooler that night) did find it and then lost it again. Last seen in a 'safe place where I wouldn't lost it' so if you have any information as to it's whereabouts please call 555-JerkDoucheFace.
  • In NYC, before completion.
  • 1403 – Random cap labeled with a little garage sale circle sticker, from the Parkway Pro-Am beer judging event. It was my favorite IPA and did not win. Let's face it, the only thing better than a 1403 is an Ithaca BC Flower Power IPA.
  •  Red Stripe – Once I realized there was a Rock/Paper/Scissors game inside the caps, it was on like Donkey Kong. Collected each and every one for the 2 sets while in New York City last winter, except the final one I was missing that I found at Parkway during Full Sail Night. Talk about your epic liBEERian freak out happy dance party.
  • Magic Hat Brewing – MGD collected a ton of these for me while on his journey through the United States. They state awesomeness such as ‘Magic Hat won’t make you fat’ & ‘#9 is on my mind’.
  • Goose Island – Drank one shortly before boarding my flight home from Chicago. I was going to type why this one is important but I think I’ll keep it to myself. Let’s just say that when I opened the cap, I bent it almost completely in half because I was so distraught.
  • Dogfish Head Caps – Well… they get their own special container. I still have big plans for those little guys involving a giant wooden pallet & a power saw.


Needless to say, the collection is still going strong. There are 100’s more where those super nostalgic ones came from and they are all chilling in the kitchen windowsill. Silently waiting for their numbers to grow, reeking of ale & memories & laughter & tears.


If I'm gonna collect something, might as well be small, kewt & easy enough to keep the collection up.

flippin' my lid & yours,
the pissed liBEERian



Monday, July 11, 2011

Tap into Tacoma's Night, Events full of Brewers & an Anniversary bash worthy enough to sail the 7 Seas

Lots of local awesomeness going down this week for your enjoyment and merriment. Free yourself up some free time and hit up one of the following events.

Monday 

Tap Night Tacoma (casks tapped at 6p) Hit up any of the following locations to try some real cask ale and support local loverliness. One of my favorite ongoing Tacoma events.

Red Hot - Black Raven Trickster IPA
Parkway - American Brewing 2x Dry Hopped Breakaway IPA
Doyle's - Harviestoun Bitter & Twisted
Swiss - Fish Tale Reel Ales Starfish Imperial Red
E9 - E9 English IPA
    A visit to the Red Hot during a long ago Tap Night. MGD & I somehow had no $ yet a strong desire for cask beer so we made things happen.

    Wednesday

    There are two brewers nights going down this Wednesday so pick your favorite place (Red Hot & Parkway), brewery (Sound Brewing & Airways Brewing), or just make time to hit up both.


    Red Hot: Airways Brewing Night (starts at 6p) Airways will be the featured brewery this evening and have promised the masses an external release (was initially poured during the Airways Taproom Grand Re-Opening event last Saturday) of the Über Hag. I tried the Über Hag at the Taproom party and it was delicious. Über Hag ='s Sky Hag IPA aged in bourbon barrels... yes please & thank you.

    and...

    Parkway Tavern: Sound Brewing Promo Night (starts at 6p) The following beers will be a pourin' into zee pints: Triple Entendre, Dubbel Entendre, Kopperen Ketel Belgian Pale, Bevrijder Belgian Double IPA, Poundage Porter, O'Regan's Revenge Red and Kristallweizen.

    Saturday

    The 7 Seas Crew & their stately Queen at Strangebrew

    7 Seas Brewing 2 Year Anniversary Bash (12-8p) Head on over to Gig Harbor for the day to celebrate with the fun & talented people behind 7 Seas Brewing. There will be live music, BBQ and of course many a proper pint for you to be holdin'. The event is 21+, cash only and piratey speech is strongly encouraged.

    arrrrrrrrgh you going to be there?
    the pissed liBEERian

    Yeah, I do what I want. & I wanted more beer.



    Photographic stylings by none other than the Real Ehm. Gee. Dee.


    Friday, July 8, 2011

    Happy Scrappy Hero Pups & why MGD is kind of a big deal.

    Whilst lounging around the casa recently I had an epiphany-ish moment of sorts. Twas surfing the interwebs of bloggy informative goodness in bed with MGD while watching 'Clerks' and the following scene struck me fast & hard in the funny bone.

    [Randal is on the phone when a woman and little girl come to the counter]
    'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Excuse me, do you sell videos?
    Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for?
    'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
    Randal Graves: Uh, one second. I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure they got it.
    Randal Graves: What's it called again?
    'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
    'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy!
    'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: She loves it.
    Randal Graves: Obviously.
    [into the phone]
    Randal Graves: Uh, yeah, hi. This is RST Video calling. Customer number 4352, I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt and Eight Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: The KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", oh, yeah, and, uh, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Yup. Oh, wait a minute.
    [to the woman]
    Randal Graves: Uh, what was that called again?

    Aaaaaaaahahahahahahaha. Ha. Ha. Haaaaaaaaaa. Sigh. So. Effin. Funny. My apologies for the highly inappropriate language used in this scene (if it makes you feel any better, I didn't type it all out and only copy/pasted it from IMDB) but it served it's purpose when I discuss my next point. That point being 'blog search terms'. I find lots of entertainment in how people end up finding the pissed liBEERian blog via key word searches. Here are my favorite findings so far, I wonder why they are all so dirty...

    • buzz effing woody
    • hot snow bunnies in bed
    • is the shocker enjoyable
    • getting a happy ending Tacoma
    • port-a-potty urinal (ok, that one might be legit due to the lovely picture I took above from TCBF)
    • licking ice sculpture dick
    • www libeerian sexy girl (hmmm, perhaps not such a 'random' search after all)
    • clothing optional abbey house
    • the Real MGD Tacoma (I know, right?! Now you get my Happy Scrappy Hero Pup reference from Clerks?)
    It super tickles me when we go out to pubs or attend events and people exclaim "You're MGD!" when they see us together. Even better is when we're hanging out with people we've known for quite some time in the local beer community, MGD leaves the conversation and our friends ask me "What's MGD's real name anyways?" Now don't go getting all excited 'cause while I do tell them his name, I'm not revealing his true identity on the blog for public consumption.

    After all, he has a reputation to protect. Mine's been a loss for quite some time now.


    Here are a few more search terms that I thought were either weird & worth noting:
    • I could not finish 2 rounds of beer (this scares me...)
    • drinking arm
    • apron
    • Resco watches (from Downrange to Downtown bitches, love these watches! If you do a Google image search with these keywords, the picture below comes up. MGD possesses dos Resco timepieces and they are my favorite to 'borrow'. He took both watches on his current sojourn so I'm beginning to go through some hardcore withdrawals. Wonder if Resco does loaner watches... I know the owner/watch maker himself, which you'd think would give me an in to the whole loaner thang but probably not so much. He's also kind of a big deal but his taste in beer needs some working on...)


     kind of a big happy scrappy deal,
    the pissed liBEERian
    (and apparently MGD too)


     Pictoral works courtesy of The Real MGD & Myself

      Sunday, July 3, 2011

      Come party like it's sancitoned by the Mile High Club at Airways Brewing Grand Re-Opening - Saturday, July 9th -

      If you haven't met Alex Dittmar (Founder/Brewer) & assorted crew of Airways Brewing Company, I am very sad for you. They are a fun, hilarious bunch to talk beer with and make some amazing brews to boot. Airways has been diligently working on the expansion of their tap room in Kent and this would be as good of a chance as any to head that way for a visit and a pint or two.

      The celebration will include not only revelry & debauchery I'm sure, but extended hours (1-9p) and food stuffs from their neighbor, Yukon Grill. In addition to the regular lineup offered (First Class IPA, Sky Hag IPA, Jet City ESB, T-Tail Blonde Ale & Starliner Stout), Airways will be serving the following specialty brews:
      • Midnight Departure CDA - brewed for the first time since last summer
      • Tickel Your Zwickel - German unfiltered lager
      • Maylani's Tropical Stout - Chocolate Coconut Stout
      • Über Hag - Sky Hag IPA aged in Heaven Hills Bourbon Barrels
      I've yet to walk away from an experience with Airways Brewing (& Mr. Dittmar) not laughing and having experienced a thoroughly great time. I am ashamed to admit that this will be my first time visiting the Tap Room but special occasions & beers bring out even the laziest of folks. Including me. I plan to be there with bells on (plus a few other items) and minions in tow. Below you'll see a few examples of some fantastic moments spent with Airways...
      Winter Beer Fest in Seattle

      Airways busted out all the stops with their ice sculpture tap handle... thingy. Sick, right?

       

      The clips above are from the Airways Brewers Night at Parkway Tavern in Tacoma. I was honored with the task of opening the firkin. I always love it when someone hands me a mallet and tells me to go to town.

      In closing I'll just say that I'm really super dee duper (like, public happy dance happiness) stoked about this event and I hope Airways has the crowd and support they've earned and deserve.

      I'm Über stoked (again) that even though MGD will be all absent like on party day (super sad face), Alex told me "Sigh. I guess you'll just have to do then Tracy. We'll pour a pint in MGD's honor (almost certain he'd prefer an Über Hag) and let it sit on the counter."

      I'm ALSO jazzed because I know that Alex has an amazing memory. Therefore, even though it's months after we met up at the Airways Brewers Night at Parkway Tavern, he will recall that when it comes to work shirts, I wear a size Medium.

      Cheers to always keeping things refreshingly Hag-a-licious!
      the pissed liBEERian